Pulse

  • Best Buy guy:"It allows you to do multi-tasking." Me:This rod allows me to do fishing. It's like they make random Joe's improv ads.
  • "Checksmart: Financial services for hard-working Americans." I wonder if they cash welfare checks.
  • Ass is not censored on TV, but if it's followed by hole, they bleep out hole. Arbitrary gradation at its finest. Later on, ya holes.
  • I don't post Xanga stuff to fb b/c I don't feel like waiting. Also, I will eat waffles in heaven. Mark my words.
  • If we drank milk instead of wine/grape juice for the Lord's Supper, would we be taking the fruit of the bovine?
  • If a Phillies fan beats a Yankees fan to death, is it a hate crime?
  • I wanted the Angels to win in the bottom of the 10th just so House would come on.
  • I've quit reading Revelife (though I'm still subscribed) unless a friend recommends one of the posts.
  • According to that banner I just saw, Kris Allen (or a dead-on look-alike) is a Christian single in my area.
  • I find it humorous when people's reasoning against capital punishment, if followed consistently, would rule out all punishments.

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